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Steak Hache, an homage to Joe Allen’s Chopped Steak

Steak Hache, an homage to Joe Allen’s Chopped Steak
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       Our favorite restaurants often share one thing in common.  We go there without ever having to look at the menu.  We know the moment we walk in the door what we are going to order.  There’s the linguine  with clam sauce at West Bank Cafe (407 W. 42nd St., New York, NY 10036 at Ninth AvenueTel: 212 695 6909).  The steak frites at Bistro Cassis (225 Columbus Ave, New York, NY, 10023 Tel: 212 579 3966).  And at Joe Allen (326 West 46th St. New York, NY Tel: 212 581 6464), we inevitably order the Chopped Steak.  This delicious charred-on-the-outside, rare-on-the-inside piece of great American beef is one of my favorite dishes on earth.  And it isn’t even on the menu.
The man himself, Joe Allen,
in front of his Wall of Flops. 

Joe Allen is on Restaurant Row in New York City.  This is a string of restaurants along 46th Street that handle hundreds of pre and post theater diners.  Orso is there as is its across-the- street competition for those hungry for Italian food, Barbetta.  The latter is still going strong after 105 years in operation by the same family!  And it’s still  crowded with fans of the TV series “Mad Men”, which has used the place as a set. But the crown jewel is the often celebrity-packed Joe Allen.  Lined with posters of failed Broadway shows, it’s a looky-loos delight.  One night we sat amazed as Liza Minelli departed the table next to ours only to be replaced by Sarah Jessica Parker, Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane.  It’s that kind of place.

Tables in the bar.  The one on the left was
where Liza sat, followed by Matthew, Jessica
and Nathan. We sat at the one closest
to the window.

For years, the chopped steak was on the menu.  Then one day it disappeared.  I have no idea why the omission.  There is, of course, a hamburger on the list.  And since chopped steak is really like a supersized burger, if you ask for it your waiter will cheerfully produce the dish and its two accompaniments: Mashed potatoes, which I suspect have a pound of butter in each serving, and snow peas that have been simply steamed and cry out for more butter.  There are no substitutions permitted although you can opt out of the (delicious) potatoes and go for more snow peas than you will ever want to eat again.

Now that I’ve been away from Joe Allen for some weeks, I craved a chopped steak.  How difficult could it be?  If I made a giant hamburger and put it into the hottest I could get our cast iron skillet, surely I could re-create Joe’s incredible crust and tender pink medium rare center.  You would think it would be that easy.  Well I am here to tell you, it’s not.  Now we have a stove whose burners serve up terrific heat.  If anything, I have more difficulty keeping things down rather than heating them up.  I would swear Joe’s chopped steak is cooked on a flattop.  There are no grill marks whatsoever to mar the beautiful char.   But even following the meager instructions I could find –heating the pan as hot as possible, using no liquid of any kind in said pan, I still could not get anything approximating Joe’s.

If you have a Cuisinart, you have
a meat grinder.

Did I surrender? No.  I was intent on making something in the same realm.  Something elevated from plain hamburger.  From there, it wasn’t a great leap to remember a lunch in Paris a few years ago.  I was alone.  I wasn’t there that many days when I found myself in a little bistro right on the Seine. There on the menu was “Bifstek Hache”.  I can’t claim that homesickness made me do it. But I ordered what has been described as ‘the posh hamburger of France’.  And it was delicious, made more so by the butter-y wine sauce with shallots that the patty sat in.  The key was clearly the meat.  None of that guess-where-it-came-from supermarket stuff labelled Top Sirloin or just 85 – 90 {4e4771bbe073b579fdd8e596ee487f65145483febbc8ba0a80525f62b26cad86} lean.  No, the key is to grind your own brisket or chuck, sirloin or rib and achieve a fat content of 20 to 30{4e4771bbe073b579fdd8e596ee487f65145483febbc8ba0a80525f62b26cad86} fat.  “Grind your own meat?”, you ask.  If you have a Cuisinart fitted with a steel blade, you can most certainly grind your own meat and achieve Steak Hache nirvana.  As a tribute to Joe Allen, I served snap peas with it.  But I replaced the mashed potatoes with a simple grape tomato and buratta salad with basil.  It was almost healthy.  Here is the recipe:



3 thoughts on “Steak Hache, an homage to Joe Allen’s Chopped Steak”

  • tied it with home-ground london broil adding the asian 1tb cornstarch + 1 egg white velvetizing then seared in ultra-hot cast iron skillet both sides very briefly then dusted the second side with sugar lightly and finished in the same skillet in pre-heated 375 oven to rare….i loved the crust – how about you?

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